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"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 05/24/2014 at 09:31 • Filed to: None

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I pulled an all-nighter, and I feel grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

great, I feel tired

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/24/2014 at 09:48

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WHY did you do that?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 05/24/2014 at 09:49

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cuz my sleep cycle is fucked worse than Lee Ioccoca was when people figured out what a Kcar was

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/24/2014 at 09:56

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My advice to you:

1. Go to Starbucks, buy a 20 ounce hard plastic reusable cup, have them fill it with ice, espresso, and caramel flavoring.

2. Drink said turbo juice.

3. Throughout the day, drink two more normal coffees, then switch to iced green tea after 12. No more caffeine after 5.

4. At 9 tonight, take 1.5 shots NyQuil, 1 shot whiskey.

5. Lay down in bed, prepare for best sleep of your life.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 05/24/2014 at 10:00

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Problem with #1: I only drink this stuff, black:

Problem with #4: Im celiac and under 21, so no malt liquor.

other than that, good plan